Hi.

boysblush:

virginpornographer:

MY ANACONDA DON’T…

ft. dREIk

Yoooooooooofuck Nagisa (x)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

pribunny:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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JESUS BLOODY CHRIST

TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

Want more writerly content? Make sure to follow maxkirin.tumblr.com for your daily dose of writer positivity, advice, and prompts!

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

eyorae:

I’m not even sorry anymore

eyorae:

I’m not even sorry anymore

aileine:

The relationship pattern.
И по-русски.

aileine:

The relationship pattern.

И по-русски.

askchibieren:

my take on fem!eren!! official image/reference: [Link]

askchibieren:

my take on fem!eren!! official image/reference: [Link]