HI. HOW ARE YOU TODAY. I LOVE YOU

catnippackets:

the gag reel ends up being over an hour long and most of it is just these two making innuendos at each other

YOUR ACTOR AU GIVES ME LIFE
Anonymous

kierlia:

FUN TIMES

queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

psychopopwebcomics:

Denis Medri draws Star Wars as an 80’s high school movie

sixpenceee:

the-butt-hut:

sixpenceee:

so a couple of followers suggested this to me, you can suggest things to me too just message me

What’s makes blackout haunted house different is how they have real life scary scenes, like VIOLENT RAPE. 

The following content contains spoilers on what goes on at the haunted house:

Cracked.com had an article in which the guy explains what he had to go through, it includes things like being suffocated, witnessing horrifying violent sex scenes, and he himself had to go to do some pretty gruesome things to escape. He had to put his hand through a toilet bowl filled with vomit to obtain a set of keys. He even was told to staple his hands together. (Not real vomit and staple gun was empty)

He says that past schemes at this house had other horrifying things, like making the visitors suck on bloody tampons. 

It’s a psychologically twisting place. Luckily if it’s too much for you, you can yell SAFETY and you will escorted out. You won’t get your money back tho (that’s $50 gone). 

Cracked article

Official website 

Video

I DID THIS I DID THIS I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH still one of my favorite stories to tell and holy god i still remember every fucking detail

here’a review of the house made by the tumblr user whose actually been through it

2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
"White people, sheesh"
"SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
"It is a matter of gay or death"
"Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
"It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
"You an ass"
"KITTY"
"A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
"I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
"I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
"Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
"THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
"IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
"Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
"WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
"Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
"How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
"We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
"why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"

2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)

  • "White people, sheesh"
  • "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
  • "It is a matter of gay or death"
  • "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
  • "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
  • "You an ass"
  • "KITTY"
  • "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
  • "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
  • "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
  • "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
  • "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
  • "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
  • "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
  • "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
  • "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
  • "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
  • "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
  • "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
  • "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
  • "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I feel you anon. 

viria:

eeereri:

summoner-venganza:

lendra-chan:

cishet:

no fuckin heteros allowed in these waters


Perfect how fitting

I’m not into yaoi but the “Get in the pool” GIF got me good XD

are you insinuating that free! is a yaoi

are you insinuating that it isn’t

viria:

eeereri:

summoner-venganza:

lendra-chan:

cishet:

no fuckin heteros allowed in these waters

Perfect how fitting

I’m not into yaoi but the “Get in the pool” GIF got me good XD

are you insinuating that free! is a yaoi

are you insinuating that it isn’t

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

don’t kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know it’s not always easy to manage one but it’d be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

you’re really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

escapeintothestars:

bastealinghearts:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

Woah.

All I want in life is to know how to art. Is that too much to ask?????

escapeintothestars:

bastealinghearts:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

image

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

Woah.

All I want in life is to know how to art. Is that too much to ask?????

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!